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  • deveninanewdress:

    *masturbates out of no great desire, but rather as a sense of duty and obligation*

    (via rj4gui4r)

  • totheinternetandbeyond:

    wecanbreatheinouterspace:

    totheinternetandbeyond:

    I lost the cap to a soda bottle

    Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

    LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

    (via geniebrand)

  • lovingmalemodels:

    Stefanos Milatos by Jon Norris

  • blowjob eyes

    (Source: connorwalhs, via joshlovesbeyonce)

  • tyleroakley:

    flaccidtrip:

    scrapes:

    bijonse:

    WENDY IS A MESS

    "oh my god i have to do that thing for nickelodeon"

    this whole video is me

    WHY ISN’T SHE A FULL TIME YOUTUBER

    (Source: husssel)

    • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
    • school system: worry not
    • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  • wet-monsoon:

    oktober2nd:

    lana-loves-lingua-latina:

    if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

    He’s a fuck boy

    image

    (via his-panicking)